kuliwil wrote:Bonevelous wrote:
Remember: in this game, being smaller than a fly isn't actually that unrealistic. Keen is a Lemming in this game, after all.
I though that was more a really poorly drawn grand piano that it was a fly... it'd match the level with an 8ve as its symbol on the map?
Oh, I see the Grand Piano now!... Though to be honest, it's probably a piano
and a fly. It's a Piano-Fly!
I didn't mention this, every now and then, it'd quickly appear to be shooting a tongue from its leg. It happened so fast that if you blinked, you'd miss it. After going back to the level and abusing the pause and play buttons on my room run, I found out what was really happening:
"RAWR! YOU'RE WRONG! I'M NOT PIANO-FLY, I'M SHARK-PIANO-FLY! RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!"
I also forgot to mention that he doesn't seem to hurt you at all. So much for being a
threatening shark-piano-fly.
kuliwil wrote: I love ur new emoticons, and KEEN LEMMING FTW!
Should add em to the emoticon roundup thread
Thanks
VikingBoyBilly wrote:this game never ceases to crack me up
What I like about this game is how the further you go, the more amusing it gets.
PS: Would you still like the "music" from Frogger and Space Invaders, or do you already have it?
Aaaaaagh. That music is back.
...Hey, that waterfall's actually kinda cool.
Aside from being a little buggy, it's really cool how your feet splash in the water.
Awww, he ran out of ideas for enemies.
Right after I took the picture, the music stopped, resulting in me being sent to the map A second play-through of the level revealed I wasn't missing much: the blue door (well, square) is the exit.
Next!
Huh?
Hmm, I wonder...
Huh?... Cool music!
As ridiculously easy as this is, I think this is really awesome, partially due to how random it is. There's only one way to go: up! (although you can go down, but that's just useless. But fun.)
We must be near the end!
...Or at least, at the end of anything noteworthy.
I just collected some lives from here. I don't feel rewarded.
Also, we're finally hearing Keen music.
...
CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!
I think that this is the first experience (and will probably be the only) I've ever had that's amusingly boring.
When I beat this level, it played the most epic Keen exit sound ever.
Just listen to this awesomeness!
Spider-Ship, Spider-Ship, does whatever a Spider-Ship can...
Yeah, Lem... I mean, Keen! Go to that ship! Maybe the REAL Commander Mean is in there!
Yes, Commander Mean. We still love you, as lame as you are. And even if Mortimer likes to steal your Identity.
Ohhh boy, definately not. Just these guys.
"We warned you nearly five times,human!"
About how awesome you guys think you are, that's all.
"You must be the rumor nuisance the Shikadi and Bloogs are talking about!"
...And aliens and monsters and Combines and other things from Science and Outer Space were all talking about you too! We're your BIGGEST fans!... Can we have your autograph?
"Well,we aren't leaving until YOU ARE DEAD!"
Oh boy, this doesn't sound good.
Time to save our game.
Running around circles while trying to fire upwards in hopes of hitting those guys...
THIS IS MORE RANDOM THAN MAD LIBS!! And we still haven't met that vanishing agent yet. >:
You've got to be kidding me. SPORKY?!?!
I won!
That must be the most hideous drawing of Mort in the universe.
"THE END
Congratulations!
You finally escaped the Other Red Planet:Itchbay!"
Have I really accomplished anything by beating this?
"But things are still in motion..."
The Earth, for example, has orbited to a different spot, and now, Keen has to look for it.
"The Evil Sporky went and joined the Spork group of
Kalorkian VII."
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A WHOLE CLAN OF THEM!!!!!! RUUUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*explodes*
"Commander Keen thinks that if he can hurry,he'll beat his parents
getting back home."
I'll bet his parents already beat him home.
"On the way back,he saw a huge space station in the works."
It was very conveniently located, and very easy to enter.
"Suddenly,he knew Mortimer was serious about blowing up the
universe!It was his machine!"
Who else would have a machine like that?
Bob the Builder?!
"But he'll have to take care of it tomorrow,or else his parents will
think he's missing!"
Of course, he has to sleep, potentially letting the world get destroyed. You know, he may have had to go home in Keen 1, but at least he realized that he didn't have time for sleep!
"Don't miss Keen 9!It'll be the biggest and most suprising Keen
ever!You won't believe your eyes!""
I guess the randomness that's sure to come with it is very "suprising."
And we get the credits, and we go to earth...
...Go to the high scores...
...And that's about it. Let's enter our name, shall we?
I easily beat the high score.
One more thing: Hidden files, and a secret.
So THIS is how you get the yellow gem. Lovely.
That's me shooting at rocks, in random, uncontrollable directions. I'm glad the game skips this. Although, the 2.5D effect is really cool, if really crude as well.
I get to have explosions, and not just one, but TWO yellow gems!! If only the rest of the game was this intense.
And now, Keen's going away. By shrinking. Yaaaaaaaaay.
Then there's the splash screen you get before you quit the game. This room is basically an advertisement.... I wonder what his website looks like? I bet it's broken.
I knew it was broken.
This game also has enough dignity to include at least one cheat code-
The end cheat. Except it only works on the menu.
Good luck returning to the Oracle chamber, old man.
I have two options, click one of the menu items and have it act like I've done nothing, or press F12 and see the ending sequence.
My review: 1.5/11: So Bad it's Good, but only under certain circumstances
The beginning couldn't have been any more boring, and the spoon level is nearly impossible to beat! In fact,
I dare anyone who's willing to dare to beat the level, and prove it with a video of them playing through the whole thing. After that piece of garbage, you've got the rest of the game, which is completely random, crazy and awfully wonderful like the original. How ever, it's not worth playing this unless you have The games factory. The graphics are all either ripped or completely horrible, just like in the last game. There's probably about 4 Keen songs in this game; the rest are either from the library or the Lemmings.
Let's rap, shall we?
This game was longer it needed to be
It got a quarter of the graphics from the library tree
the rest are really poor custom sprites
with the art from Keen being used real light, dig it.
I never beat the spoon room, and I never will
Not because I can't, I'd just have to be off my grill
The ending was really stupid
maybe I'd like this game if I was shot by Cupid... I give up. I want to let this game collect dust for a while. Who knows, maybe it's taking up too much space anyway... Not that it takes much space, just that maybe ANY space it takes it too much space...
Next up, a very colorful Mod.