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 Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 16:11 Post subject: Duke Nukem is so manchildish |
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Why did it take me so long to see how empty he is? He runs around saving random babes with big guns and making overt jokes about how badarse he is. He even wrote a book about why he's so great. He has nitros in his teeth and when aliens put him in an electric chair they don't even bother to strap him in and he can just get up and walk out freely. What a mary sue. He just exists for the creator and pubescent teenage boys to live out immature fantasies.
conglaturation, you found the text that reveals this is a semi-joke thread. Duke cooked lots of turkeys in duke 1 and 2. Happy Thanksgiving!
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 16:20 Post subject: |
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I'd say Duke Nukem was the answer to the silent protagonists of first person shooters that came before him. At least they tried to give him some sort of personality. You don't have to like him or not, all you have to do is shoot. It's as simple as that.
Besides, Duke is awesome because at the end of the third episode he uses the boss' eye as a ball!
Why would you even want to open a topic about this?
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Grimson
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 17:11 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | Why would you even want to open a topic about this? |
Because for today,
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 20:24 Post subject: |
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| CKeen wrote: | | Why would you even want to open a topic about this? |
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| Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 22:05 Post subject: Re: Duke Nukem is so manchildish |
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| VikingBoyBilly wrote: | | Code: | Why did it take me so long to see how empty he is? He runs around saving random babes with big guns and making overt jokes about how badarse he is. He even wrote a book about why he's so great. He has nitros in his teeth and when aliens put him in an electric chair they don't even bother to strap him in and he can just get up and walk out freely. What a mary sue. He just exists for the creator and pubescent teenage boys to live out immature fantasies.
[size=1][color=white]conglaturation, you found the text that reveals this is a semi-joke thread. Duke cooked lots of turkeys in duke 1 and 2. Happy Thanksgiving![/color][/size] |
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Grimson
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| Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 7:48 Post subject: |
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Loooooool.
It's not funny.
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CKeen
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| Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:25 Post subject: |
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Especially because the only way to see it is to quote the original post.
On top of that I'm using a garg windows 95 era monitor so I couldn't see it at all.
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StupidBunny
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| Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 17:42 Post subject: |
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So I'm pretty sure my previous post on this thread still applies...
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| Posted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 2:03 Post subject: |
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Also, I'm deeply offended. Duke Nukem is my hero and when I grow up I want to make an infrared tripmine maze.
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Why wait that long?
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